WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GO
Something Rotten! – The Broadway production is at Artis—Naples through March 19. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples.org.
Driving Miss Daisy – By The Marco Players through April 2 at The Marco Players Theater. 1089 N. Collier Blvd. 642-7270 or www.themarcoplayers.com.
Men Are Dogs – By Island Theater Company March 16-20 and April 19-23 at the Marco Island Historical Museum. 180 S. Heathwood Drive, Marco Island. 394-0080 or www.theateronmarco.com.
9 to 5: The Musical – By TheatreZone through March 19 at the G&L Theatre. 13275 Livingston Road. (888) 966- 3352 or www.theatrezone-florida.com.
My Fair Lady – By The Naples Players through April 2 at Sugden Community Theatre. 263-7990 or www.naplesplayers.org. See review on page C10.
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee – By Florida Repertory Theatre March 21-April 12. 2267 Bay St., Fort Myers. 332-4488 or www.floridarep.org.
Play On! - By the Laboratory Theater of Florida through April 1 at the Kiwanis Hall. 1634 Woodford Ave. 218-0481 or www.laboratorytheaterflorida.com.
Shear Madness – By Florida Repertory Theatre through April 2 in the Art- Stage Studio Theatre. 2267 Bay St., Fort Myers. 332-4488 or www.floridarep.org.
These Shining Lives – By The Naples Players March 22-April 15 at the Sugden Community Theater. 263-7990 or www.naplesplayers.org.
The Merchant of Venice – By Gulfshore Playhouse March 25-April 15 at The Norris Center. 755 Fifth Ave. S. (866) 811-4111 or www.gulfshoreplayhouse.org.
Lei it On – Naples Botanical Garden hosts a lei-making workshop from 10 a.m. to noon. $15 for members, $20 for others. 643-4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Third Thursday on Third – Alan Darcy performs from 5-8 p.m. at the Fleischmann Courtyard on Third Street South. 434-6533 or www.thirdstreetsouth.com.
Jazz Affair – Jazz couple Rebecca Richardson and Dan Heck perform at 5:30 p.m. at Marco Island Center for the Arts. $25. 1010 Winterberry Drive. 394- 4221 or www.naplesjazz.com.
Artist Talk – Ave Maria’s Canizaro Library hosts a chat with Muffy Clark Gill, Joan Sonnenberg and other artists featured in its exhibition of works by Florida artists at 6 p.m. Free. 280-2557 or www.floridaartistsgroup.com.
Python Party – Burmese python expert Ian Bartoszek talks about how the invasive predator is making itself at home in Southwest Florida at 6 p.m. at The Naples Zoo. Free for members, $10 for others. 262-5409 or www.napleszoo.com.
Moonlight on the Marsh – Florida Gulf Coast University hosts a lecture by aquatic biologist Joan B. Rose titled “Monitoring for Water Quality and Health” at 7 p.m. at Naples Botanical Garden. Free, but registration encouraged. 325-1365 or www.fgcu.edu.
Sharp Dressed Men – ZZ Top and Edgar Winter Band perform at 7 p.m. at Germain Arena. $50-$100. 948-7825 or www.germainarena.com.
Fair Play – Collier County Agricultural Fair & Exposition returns with carnival rides, livestock competitions, musical guests and much more tonight through March 26 at Collier County Fairgrounds. Check website for full schedule. 455-1444 or www.collierfairgrounds.com.
Chamber Jazz – A classical jazz quartet featuring flute, violin, viola and cello performs from 7:30-9:30 p.m. at Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs. $25. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org.
Lonely Boy – Paul Anka performs at 8 p.m. at Seminole Immokalee Casino. $125. (800) 218-0007 or www.moreinparadise.com.
Music Lecture – FGCU’s Renaissance Academy hosts a talk about Bach’s “St. John Passion” from 2-3:30 p.m. at the university’s Naples campus. $20 for members, $25 for others. 1010 Fifth Ave. S. 434-4737 or www.fgcu.edu.
Dinner Cruise – Gulfshore Opera hosts a St. Patrick’s Day dinner cruise boarding the Naples Princess at 5:30 p.m. $125. 550 Port O Call Way. 529-3925 or www.gulfshoreopera.org.
Bluegrass Concert – Swinging Bridge performs at 7 p.m. at The Norris Center. $20 in advance, $22 at the door. 213-3029 or www.davidparmley.com.
Frankly Funny – Comedian and actor Frank Blocker performs monologues, improv, songs and more at 8 p.m. at Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs. $15. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 395-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org.
Be Our Guest – Paragon Pavilion celebrates the release of Disney’s liveaction “Beauty and the Beast” with a fully decorated lobby, giveaways and coloring activities from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Guests are encouraged to attend in costume to win a Funko Pop figurine. Free, movie tickets priced separately. 596-0008 or www.paragontheaters.com.
For The Birds – Naples Botanical Garden hosts a birding walk from 7:30- 10 a.m. $15 for members, $20 for others. 643-4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Muddin’ – Big Cypress National Preserve hosts a swamp walk at 10 a.m. guiding guests through cypress trees and swamp grass prairies. Free, but reservations required. 33100 Tamiami Trail E. 695-2000 or www.nps.gov.
Get Your Engine Running – Koreshan State Historic Site hosts an antique engine and quilt show from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. today and Sunday, March 19. Free with entry fee. 992-0311 or www.floridastateparks.org.
Art Fair – Naples Art Association presents the 30th annual Downtown Naples Festival of the Arts from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Free. 262-6517 or www.naplesart.org.
Art ALIVE – The Naples Art District west of Airport-Pulling and north of Pine Ridge roads, opens its 40 galleries and studios to the public from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. 596-5059 or www.naplesartdistrict.com.
Calusa Days – Historian Marya Repko hosts a talk about how Native Americans and European settlers considered the Everglades at 1 p.m. at the Gulf Coast Ranger Station at Everglades National Park. Free. 815 Oyster Bar Lane, Everglades City. 695-3311 or nps.gov.
Telltale Heart – Folk singer Chuck Brodsky performs with Elizabeth Lockhart from 6-10 p.m. at House of Gaia. $20. 1660 Trade Center Way. 272-6152 or www.houseofgaia.org.
Rockin’ Out – Shane Smith and The Saints and The Good Bad Kids perform at Naples City Limits Music Festival from 7-10 p.m. at Naples Botanical Garden to benefit the Children’s Advocacy Center of Collier County. 263-8383 or www.caccollier.org. See story on page C1.
Stargazing – Look up with the Everglades Astronomical Society and enjoy constellation tours, telescopes and an interpretative presentation starting at 8:30 p.m. at Collier-Seminole State Park. Free with park entry fee. 20200 Tamiami Trail E. 394-3397 or www.floridastateparks.org.
R&B Night – Sounds of Soul perform hits from The Temptations, Aretha Franklin, Lionel Richie, Tina Turner at more at 7:30 p.m. at The Norris Center. $25. 755 Eighth Ave. S. 213-3058 or www.naplesgov.com.
Spring Concert – Violinists Wanchi Huang and Max Rabinovitsj perform with the Naples Orchestra and Chorus at 7 p.m. tonight and 2 p.m. Sunday, March 19, at Golden Gate High School. 2925 Titan Way. 298-7911 or www.naplesorchestraandchorus.com.
Opera Concert – Opera Naples students who have been in sessions with legendary vocalist Renata Scotto perform at 8 p.m. at the David and Cecile Wang Opera Center. $19-$69. 2408 Linwood Ave. 963-9050 or www.operanaples.org.
Tribute Concert – The McCartney Years performs at 8 p.m. at Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs. $45-$55. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org.
Om in the Garden – Greenmonkey yoga hosts an outdoor session at 10 a.m. at Naples Botanical Garden. $10 for members, $20 for others. 643-4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Free Concert – Gulf Coast Big Band performs at 2 p.m. at Cambier Park. 877- 6090 or www.gulfcoastbigband.com.
Foreign Film – FGCU’s Renaissance Academy screens “Battle of Algiers” (Italy, 1966) at 2 p.m. at the university’s Naples campus. In the 1950s, fear and violence escalate as the people of Algiers fight for independence from the French government. $6 for members, $8 for others. 1010 Fifth Ave. S. 434-4737 or www.fgcu.edu.
Choral Concert – Carthage College Women’s Ensemble performs works by Bach, Bartok, Parker, Shaw and more at 7 p.m. at Shepherd of the Glades Lutheran Church. Free, donations appreciated. 6020 Rattlesnake-Hammock Road. email@example.com.
Jewish Film – Beth Tikvah’s Naples Jewish Film Festival screens “Time to Say Goodbye” (2015) at 7:30 p.m. at Sugden Community Theater. A 12-year-old boy enlists the help of his friends to win the heart of his new female rabbi as he deals with the fallout of his parents’ divorce. 434-1818 or www.naplesjewishfilmfestival.org.
Pick It Up – Friends of Delnor-Wiggins hosts a beach clean-up of the state park from 8-10 a.m. Free, reservations required. 593-2658 or www.floridastateparks.org.
Invaders – Naples Botanical Garden hosts a lecture about invasive plants from 10 a.m. to noon. $15 for members, $20 for others. 643-4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Good King Hal – FGCU’s Renaissance Academy hosts a lecture about Henry VIII’s ascent to the throne from 1:30-3 p.m. at the university’s Naples campus. $20 for members, $25 for others. 1010 Fifth Ave. S. 434-4737 or www.fgcu.edu.
Tale As Old As Time – Preferred Travel of Naples hosts a talk about Disney vacations and a screening of the live-action rendition of “Beauty and the Beast” at 5:30 p.m. at Paragon Pavilion. Reservations required by March 17. 261- 1177 or www.preferrednaples.com.
Get the Worm – Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary hosts an early bird walk on the boardwalk for guests who want to experience the sights and sounds of the awakening swamp from 8-11 a.m. $10-$25. 348-9151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org.
Hello, Fresh – The NCH Farmers Market posts up at the hospital’s downtown campus from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. www.nchmd.org.
Tiffany’s Treasures – FGCU’s Renaissance Academy hosts a lecture about glass artist Louis Comfort Tiffany from 1-2:30 p.m. at the university’s Naples campus. $20 for members, $25 for others. 1010 Fifth Ave. S. 434-4737 or www.fgcu.edu.
Pup Patrol – Naples Botanical Garden welcomes well-behaved, leased dogs from 8-11 a.m. each Tuesday, 3-5 p.m. each Thursday and 9-11:30 a.m. each Sunday. Free for members dogs, $9.95 for other pooches. 643-4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Lunch & Learn – Rookery Bay Environmental Learning Center hosts a lecture titled “The Epigenetics Revolution Reaches the Ocean” at noon. 10 for members, $15 for others. Includes lunch. 300 Tower Road. 530-5940 or www.rookerybay.org.
Lifelong Learning – Naples Botanical Garden hosts a lecture about why the tropics are so diverse from 1-2 p.m. $15 for members, $20 for others. 643- 4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Edible Art – Naples Art Association pairs sculptor Joel Shapses with chef Pyro Rodriguez of Crave Culinaire for Dinner with the Artist from 5:30-8:30 p.m. at NAA headquarters. $125. 585 Park St. 262-6517 or www.naplesart.org.
A Poem Is – Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs hosts A Celebration of Poetry with nationally recognized poets Dr. Catalina Monterrosa and Abbott Ikeler reading their own works from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 26100 Old 41 Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org.
Funny Lady – Carol Burnett performs at 7:30 p.m. at the Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall, Fort Myers. 481-4849 or www.bbmannpah.com.
Free Film – Mercato screens “School of Rock” on the lawn at 7:45 p.m. 254- 1080 or www.mercatoshops.com.
Guided Walk – Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary hosts a walk through the preserve’s ancient stand of bald cypress from 9 a.m. to noon. $10-$25. 348-9151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org.
Pioneering Women – Local historian Marya Repko leads a lecture about women who settled and protected The Everglades at 3 p.m. at Collier County Museum. Free. 3331 Tamiami Trail E. 252-8242 or www.colliermuseums.com.
Flow in the Garden – Naples Botanical Garden hosts a tai-chi session at 9:30 a.m. Thursday, March 23. $10 for members, $20 for others. 643-4737 or www.naplesgarden.org.
Cruisin’ – The Conservancy of Southwest Florida hosts a mangrove cruise with expert Kathy Worley from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Thursday, March 23. $20-$47. 213-2500 or www.conservancy.org.
Tail Waggin’ – Native Visions Gallery hosts wolfdog ambassadors from Shy Wolf Sanctuary to celebrate the organization’s 30th anniversary and visits from a variety of the gallery’s featured artists from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.Thursday, March 23. 737 Fifth Ave. S. 643-3785 or www.nativevisions.com.
Meet the Author – Barnes & Noble hosts author Kelly Parsons (“Under the Knife”) at 7 p.m. Thursday, March 23. 598-5200 or www.bn.com.
String Concert – The Henschell String Quartet performs with guest pianists Catherine Lan and Cesar Franck at 8 p.m. Thursday, March 23, at the David and Cecile Wang Opera Center. $19-$59. 2408 Linwood Ave. 963-9050 or www.operanaples.org.
One-Man Show – Playwright and actor Chaz Palmintieri presents “A Bronx Tale” at 8 p.m. Thursday, March 23, at Seminole Immokalee Casino. $50. (800) 218-0007 or www.moreinparadise.com.
Nature Chat – Humorist and natural history author Charles Sobczak discusses the changing face of nature and signs copies of his books while guests enjoy beer and ceviche from Coastal Peruvian at 6:30 p.m. Thursday, March 23, at Everglades Wonder Gardens. $15 for members, $25 for others. 27180 Old 41 Road. 992-2591 or www.evergladeswondergardens.org.
Concert – Jonathan Edwards performs at 8 p.m. Thursday, March 23, at Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs. $30-$40. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org.
Book Sale – Friends of the Bonita Springs Library host a book sale from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Friday and Saturday, March 24-25, in the library’s meeting room. 26876 Pine Ave. 533-4860 or firstname.lastname@example.org.
In Bloom – Naples Garden Club hosts the 2017 Naples Flower Show with juried entries, a garden market, live demonstrations and more from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday and Saturday, March 24-25, at Naples Botanical Garden. This year’s theme is “Cinderella.” 262-1272 or www.naplesgardenclub.com.
Orchid Show – Gulf Coast Orchid Alliance hosts an orchid show and sale from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday, March 24, and 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at United Church of Christ. $5. 5200 Crayton Road. 269-6390 or www.gulfcoastorchidalliance.com.
See Food, Eat Food – The Marco Island Seafood & Music Festival returns with heaps of shellfish, music, beer and more at 11 a.m. Friday, March 24, and continuing through the weekend at Veterans Community Park. $10-$16. 393-1350 or www.marcoislandseafoodandmusicfestival.com.
Full of Grace – “Late Nite Catechism” returns with Sister’s riotous and righteous take on sins and sensibilities at 6 and 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday, March 24-25, at Artis—Naples. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples.org.
Hawaiian Style – Ave Maria hosts the Landshark Luau from noon to 4 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at the Ave Maria Town Center. 352-3903 or www.avemaria.com.
Hidden Treasures – Naples Woman’s Club hosts its annual flea market and rummage sale where guests can purchase furniture, art, jewelry and more from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at the group’s headquarters. 570 Park St. 262-6331 or www.gfwcnapleswomansclub.com.
Guided Walk – Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary takes adventurers off the boardwalk into the preserve’s old growth cypress forest from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Saturday, March 25. Hikers should be prepared for standing water and uneven terrain. $70-$85. 348-9151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org.
Faraway Places – Lighthouse of Collier County presents Naples India Fest 2017 with presentations, gourmet foods, fashion and more to immerse guests in the culture of the subcontinent from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at Fleischmann Park. 430-3934 or www.lighthouseofcollier.org.
Bonita Party – Celebrate Bonita! takes place with family activities, food vendors and musical performances by four-time Grammy nominee Joe Nichols, The Ben Allen Band, Sarah Hadekah and more from 2-9 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at Riverside Park. Free. 949-6262 or www.cityofbonitasprings.org.
I Hope You Dance – Naples Performing Arts Center hosts a daddy/ daughter dance with games, lessons, treats, raffles and more from 5-7 p.m. Saturday, March 25. 6646 Willow Park Drive. 597-6722 or www.naplesperformingartscenter.com.
I Love the ’90s – Naughty by Nature, Sugar Ray’s Mark McGrath, All-4-One, Vanilla Ice and other musical stars of the ’90s perform at 8 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at Germain Arena. $35-$90. 948-7825 or www.germainarena.com.
Piano Concert – Celebrated pianist and composer Robin Spielberg performs at 8 p.m. Saturday, March 25, at Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs. $20-$30. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org.
Choral Concert – Voices of Naples presents “Homeward Bound” at 3 p.m. Sunday, March 26, at East Naples United Methodist Church Free, but freewill offering appreciated. 2701 Airport Road. 455-2582 or www.voicesofnaples.org.
Choral Concert – New Chorale of Southwest Florida performs patriotic and Broadway classics at 3 p.m. Sunday, March 26, at Christus Victor Lutheran Church. 15600 Tamiami Trail N. www.thenewchoraleswflorida.org.
Classical Concert – The Bach Ensemble performs a program of works by Handel at 3:30 p.m. Sunday, March 26, in The Bower Chapel at Moorings Park. 120 Moorings Park Drive. 732-1055 or www.thebachensemble.org. ¦
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